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Hello I'm Guineapiggal7. But please, call me Taryn (or Taz if you know me really well) i'm 14 years old. My interests are My little pony, Sonic, Mario, Doctor Who, and getting into the webcomic called Homestuck.

Monday, August 29, 2011

COMMENTARY: ANOTHER SHRIMP BITES THE DUST THANKS TO PETA!

Well everyone im doing another commentary and this time its about a peta artical which in my opinion is facepalm worthy.

My comments will be in blue.

Top 10 Reasons Not to Eat Shrimp
Yep everyone this is to tell 10 reasons NOT to eat shrimp (or prawns as we call it here in aus.)

1. Poop Cocktail

During cleaning, shrimp have their legs torn off and are decapitated and disemboweled. As their bowels are ripped out, poop spills out and often gets all over the shrimp

What the hell? the poop is possibly removed so you wouldent have to taste crap! you idiot!

2. Extra Skin

Shrimp are bottom dwellers who feed on parasites and skin that they pick off dead animals. This means that every mouthful of scampi you eat comes with digested parasites and dead skin.
Oh my bloody god!! we all have skin that shreds!  and they need to live on dead skin!

3. Juiced Jambalaya

Most of the shrimp consumed comes from places that have no restrictions on traces of illegal contaminants such as dioxins, PCBs, and other banned chemicals or on pumping the shrimp full of hormones and antibiotics!
Then clean them you dumbasses!!

4. Dolphin-Safe Shrimp?

Trawling is taking a toll on the legions of wild creatures, including dolphins, who make the sea their home. Nets don't discriminate.
Who cares about dolphins? cuz i don't!

5. Farming Destroys Fish Too

Shrimp farming is fatal to fish! Because it takes up to 3 pounds of wild-caught fish to feed and produce a single pound of farmed shrimp, shrimp farming is causing fish populations to plummet
Who cares?

6. Slave Labor

Almost all shrimp farms and shrimp processing plants are located in developing countries, where workers are forced to work long hours for minimal pay. Eating meat supports unethical employers!
Are you trying to say that meat eaters are bad people?! im a meat eater thank you very much!

7. Too Neat to Eat!

With more than 2,500 species of shrimp, scientists are just beginning to scratch the surface of these fascinating animals' largely unknown behavioral characteristics
Thats still plenty of shrimps! its not like there 50 left! not to mention that they breed too!

8. Cholesterol Bombs

With a whopping 152 milligrams of cholesterol per 100-gram serving of shrimp (four or five shrimp), just two servings would put you over the daily recommended allowance of 300 milligrams of cholesterol!


9. Bad Karma

Many major world religions, including Judaism, treat shrimp as "dirty meat." If you're hell-bent on good karma, better ditch the shrimp.
Bad karma wtf?!

10. Shrimply Fantastic Faux!

Forget the "reel deal"! More and more sham shrimp are making their way onto restaurant menus. You can also trawl the frozen-food section of your local supermarket or specialty store to find faux shrimp and dozens of other mock meats.
If you're fishing for a heart-smart diet that is healthy, fish-friendly, and good for the environment, a vegetarian diet is the perfect catch. Plant-based diets have proved to actually reverse heart disease and reduce the risk of cancer, diabetes, and obesity.
YOU CAN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM FROM COOKING SHRIMP YOU IDIOT!

This is terrible! not to mention the comments OH GOD the comments! look at them!

Vegetarian commented:
You know, I've been a vegetarian for over a year now, and when I found this article today my mom is fixing shrimp tonight. *sigh* Guess I'm grillin' some vegan burgers from Morning Star. Not like that's a bad thing! :D
 
Alison Sterling commented:
SHRIMP ARE LIVING CREATURES AND LIKE ANY OTHER CREATURE I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE TO KILL THEM FOR FOOD. THEY SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR FOOD COMSUPMTION AND SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE TO LIVE THEIR LITTLE LIVES. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SEE PASS THE FACT THAT ANIMALS, MAMMALS ETC ARE NOT OURS TO EAT OR ABUSE. PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE, EAT HEALTHY, EAT VEGGIES!
 
Ekateryna commented:
I agree, it is disgusting, it is nasty,I'm vegitarian and I havent eaten shrimp for many years,+
 
But other then that i think this was my best commentary yet! =D

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A FISHES PERSPECTIVE (POEM)

We are doing poems at school and i did this poem about a fish getting taken home from a pet shop.

A fishes perspective by guineapiggal7
I swim around in a glass dome trying to get free.
people say i,m dumb but they don,t know that i have bad memory.
I was seperated from my brothers and sisters. They put me in a shop with millions of other fish that i dont even know. Someone scoops me out of that hell house and into a glass bowl.
She feeds me and cares for me.
And i thank her by saying "glub glub glub"
glub glub glub...
glub glub glub...

Hope you liked my shape poem.
And on an unrealated note a new commentary is coming soon! =D

~Guineapiggal7

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

SCHOOL AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

School has been a blast for me so far as I'm the new kid on the block. The only bad thing about it is that for the first week i had to go with no uniform so i felt that i was the odd one out. And the best thing is that I'm learning German. but the only thing about it is that its a bit hard to pronounce.

Lets see if you can do the following poem (in german) perfactly.

Ball der Tiere.




Mich d√ľnkt, wir geben einen Ball!
Sprach die Nachtigall.
So? sprach der Floh.
Was werden wir essen? sprachen die Wespen.
Nudeln! sprachen die Pudeln.
Was werden wir trinken? sprachen die Finken.
Bier! sprach der Stier.
Nein, Wein! sprach das Schwein.
Wo werden wir denn tanzen? sprachen die Wanzen.
Im Haus! — sprach die Maus

If you can procouce that than your a freakin god.
And now for somthing compleatly differant...

 ~Guineapiggal7